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things have been going down,
now im starting to frown,
i get upset,
even though im not indebt,
I don't believe it when you say,
that you'd like to make it go away,
i think its just a visage,
i've never had a massage,
i don't think you atually care,
but I also don't think it's fair,
that i haz a friend liekz u.

herp derp derp

well never fault, you taste like salt, youre so dumb, why do you always hum, i dont like the way you act, and dont you ever come back, why do we always have to fight, nigga that shit aint right, I like to roam the night, what did i tell you?! you can't hammer in a screw! colour me crazy, this does not faze me, what is master cheif? you best be a fallin' leaf, get your blog away from me, this blog, yes the one that no one wants to see, why cant you just flee, flee the scene leave real quick, no I dont want any, Ick! dont you touch it.

It kind of makes me sad

It kind of makes me sad.
How our conversations are empty, and it makes me feel like im not interesting anymore, I am though. I know why they have changed because I have changed. In the risk of using a cliches it's not you it's me. And I mean that, it actually is I have become calm, mature and logical it's because of them really they made me like this calm and level headed. Maybe I need to do weed or something. To get me high, then I'd be more outragous. I've really become a pussy, I was afraid to tweet today. Afraid to tweet!!!! Shhh fuck this. Fuck everyone else I don't care whose feelings are hurt. Fromnow on I am the number 1 priority, fuck friends and family they will come 2nd and 3rd. I come first, in my own mind set I am most important. I am number one, no more getting afraid to say what is on my mind. Maybe that will change things between us. Make you more interested and make me more tolerable.

Yous liah

my last blog was so nice,
i posted it twice
v for vendetta
for the win
no i will not let you in
chemistry blows dick
why isnt this milkshake thick
why do you have so many diseases
an new one every week, JESUS!
I have ripped jeans, and a guitar
doesnt mean crying about my problems will get me far

V

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

V

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Knox's korner

Cause it's nerd or nothing, and cranky the lanky ain't no nothin'. I'm not a traitor you just don't know nothin about science. You can't just go around asking people for sandwiches, this isn't the atlantic ocean you know?! I do not want a wich of sand! I want you to listen to me! Fro years I have waited for better to come but better didnt come. So I must being better myself. Insted of getting shot in the face for the next two hours. I don't care if you're in trouble, don't touch me like that. If you touch my wife I'll rape a dog. Right in the front the nogen.

Lp

Prom night dumpster baby
you cannot run or hide from the time police
do as I command or your fate is sealed
i will destroy you
John madden will destroy us all
all top hats and monocles

Blogs

No one cares,
about what you think,
no one cares about your feeling,
all people care about are;
making fun of you,
attractive kids,
lolcats,
proving each other wrong,
and acting like they know everything about music,
what would you like on your baked potato?
The blood of my enemies.
If your shit is Funny bitches care

Ode to the hipster

Oh hipster,
with your beanie so saggy,
and how you wish your connection to blogger wasn't so laggy,
with your t-shirt so ironic,
and writing stories about an army which is bionic,
listening to bands with simple riffs and a sitar,
so simple you decide to learn how to play the guitar,
you search value villages near and far,
you're pro-peace, but anti-war,
you're mustache is acutally there,
in your facebook photo you glare,
tattoos on your finger,
ironic is your ringer,

megadeth

highpriest of holocaust, fire from the sea
Nuclear winter spreading disease
The day of final conflict all pay the price
The third world war rapes peace, takes life
Back to the start...

hard n' phirm

words are what i use to describee the way i feel about you, you've got eyes as blue as a canyon, you've got lips as tall as the moon, you got legs like rain, in other words is just another way to say what i'm tryin to say is; baby when when we kiss its like your lips are touching mine, and when i hold your hand its like my hand is holding yours, i wrap my arms around you cause thats the only way I know how to have you in my arms we'll always be together, if were never apart, and as sure as cows make meat, you've got hair, teeth and feet. Baby, baby, baby, you used to be a baby, baby, baby, and the way you drive me crazy well, its making me insane, Baby when we kiss its like i'm licking in your mouth, and when i lay you down its like you dream where i dream, when im thinking of you, you know your on my mind boy.

fuck the police.

I'm so sick of cops breaking the law and doing whatever they please and then whining like little bitches when they get caught. Cops love those cameras until they capture their own malfeasance. Then suddenly cameras don't tell the whole story. I'm sick of Anthony Abbate beating up 100 lb. girls. He's not in jail and still getting paid. How do you like that, fellow taxpayers? I'm sick of punks like the pigs who beat up the citizens they supposedly "serve and protect" at the Jefferson Tap. They were acquitted by a corrupt system and are back on the streets collecting those paychecks and ready to kick your ass at will. I'm sick of Bill Hanhardt robbing jewelry stores. I'm sick of John Burge beating up suspects. They sue and win and our taxes pay for the settlements. And Burge? Collecting a fat pension in Florida. And on the rare occasions when they do get caught?" They only sentenced me cuz I'm a cop. Everyone hates us. Boo hoo." They sentenced you because you broke the law. Simple equation- abiding by laws and performing your job properly= you not sentenced.

Big bang,

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late, And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea, See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day, It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt, Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us, Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy, It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

I apologized a trillion times

"Ms jackson my intensions were good i wish i could, become a magician to abrakadabra all the sadder thoughts of me thoughts of she thoughts of he asking what happened to the feelings that her n me had, i pray so much about it i need some knee, pads, it happened for a reason one can't be mad.."

king rat

"When I first showed up, there were people who'd try to make me give them my lunch, and I'd be like, "No, get the fuck away from me!" That worked. The white gangsters were hilarious. I was in a holding cell with three of 'em, and they're all just telling their superthug stories about how they can outrun all the cops. I had no sense of humor, and I was like, "Why don't you guys shut the fuck up? You're in jail. You apparently aren't so hot at outrunning cops." There was this one dude wearing the uniform they give you, and he was like, "All right! These are my new club clothes!" I'm just like, "You are an idiot. Shut the fuck up right now until I leave. This isn't fun!" Here's the rad thing: One of the dudes, this Little Lord Badass, was on the same cellblock as me, and when he'd get on the phone, it'd be, "Dad, you gotta bail me out of here!" It was awesome. Mostly, I just kept low-key. I had some late-40s, freaky, child-molester-looking dude basically saying that he was going to rape me. I sat down and played chess with him, and he was making all these creepy comments, so I was like, "OK, we're done playing this game."

Two wrongs make a Mary

14 years ago in July, a girl was born. Her name was Mary, and she wasnt very hairy, because she was a baby her dads kind of lazy. She got a T.V. when she was eleven. She plays xbox and she watches fox. Her hair is brown all year round, i pushed her annoying friend Jennifer to the ground. She reads alot of books, and both ways she always looks. She lives with her sisters Abby and Maddy, her house is really old and not too shabby. When she wants to play Rock Bands 2, what she always has to do is ask. Her step mom sounds mean, but her father has never seen. Her evil ways.

Silly rabbit the matrix is for keanu

Our perception of life is day-in day out the world is real. Well, I guess you've never heard the whole matrix shpeal. Its all a hoax, its one big joke. An elaberate deception spun by all-powerfull machines of artificial intelligience that controls us all. The world could fall if the agents where left to control us all. The oracle poops on Morpheus' dream, but Neo is sure that she is wrong. Cyphus kills to get his way but Tank would never let him get away. Shot with a clip, but the agents a dip. Nothing can defeat, Neo is the one to beat. Mr. Smith broke the phone, So now Neo can't get home. Hit with a train but Neo cannot drain the power of the Agent. Now a race to the phone, in that one hispanic home. Ring, Ring, Ring..... He grabs the phone, the agents got pwned, teleported back to the real world. Always pick blue.